Two Truths and A Lie

I am a mixture of Belgian and Scots, and our Scots family crest is a picture of a wild and crazy boar with a spike through its head. I post this on my office door to let my students know they'd better not f__k with me. I breed Alsatian bloodhounds as a hobby and sell them through the web. They are much prized for their ability to smell a fraud and to bark at grammatical errors.